Wow, the peanut butter on this rubber bone is amazing. It's on every corner! This is the best thing ever! I can't lick fast enough. Oh, there is even some on the inside! Getting that out will be a super fun game.
What a shame, all the peanut butter is gone now. Wait a second, where are the humans? They were right here just a second ago. The tall one brought me this peanut butter bone. I can't hear them or smell them. This is not good. I'd better whine to let them know I'm here. Maybe they will realize they forgot me and come running.
Well the whining hasn't worked. I guess I should explore some. This is a fairly big room. There is plenty of space for me to move around. There is probably more space where the humans are though. Oh look, there are all my toys and my bed. Those things could be entertaining but I'd better figure out where the humans are first. I am sure they are having more fun than I could ever have here with all my toys. Let's see, I seem to remember entering this room from over here. There seems to be some sort of gate blocking my path now. I'd better push on it to try and open it. No good, it's not letting me through. Well, I'm pretty sure the humans will be mad at me for this, but I really need to get out of here so I can see what exciting and amazing things they are doing. Time to chew on the gate! Yuck, this wood doesn't taste so good, but I'd better keep chewing anyway.
I've gotten some very large chunks out of the bottom of the gate but I still can't get through. I think it's time to chew on the upper part. This isn't working much better. I'd better claw at this carpet under the gate; perhaps I can tunnel through. That's not working either! I'd better lick the carpet under the gate so it gets good and wet. Maybe that will allow me to escape! Wait! What the blazes is that next to me? It's a chair! I bet it tastes great! I'd better chew that now. I don't know why, but it seems like my best course of action. Yummy, this is one heck of a tasty chair. I wonder why nobody else has eaten it yet?
Those humans are still gone. I really have to pee. I'm going to hold it though, because I know I'm supposed to go outside. What's that sound? The door is opening! The humans are home! I'd better whine super loud so they can find me again! The gate is opening. Here comes the tall one! Uh-oh, he looks upset. I bet he wanted to eat that chair. Oh gosh, I should have left it for him. To make it up to him I'd better go ahead and pee all over the carpet so he won't have to take me out. I know I've held it all day, but the best option is definitely to go now. Wow, he looks angry!
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